so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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