Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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