yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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