do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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