im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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