Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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