The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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