I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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