You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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