paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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