i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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