Kiss
Puke
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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