That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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