Plan B is the new Plan A
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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