i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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