i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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