he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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