just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
