just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
please come you make the beer taste better
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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