Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Randomize
