I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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