I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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