just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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