We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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