I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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