would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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