Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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