going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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