She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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