she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think I just sharted jello shots
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