Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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