Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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