like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My life is pants optional.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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