doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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