I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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