The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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