Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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