I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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