You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
is it fun? or sober?
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