I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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