Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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