wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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