windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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