eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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