I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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