Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think i have herpe
just one?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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