Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
only if we run a train.
done.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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