I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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