Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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