I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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