That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
