I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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