Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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