I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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