Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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