u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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