Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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